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New warnings for cosmetics

In Attraction is Dead on August 8, 2011 at 14:38

Changes being made to cosmetic packaging to take effect in 2012. Consumers are being warned of the serious risk in the excessive use of cosmetics causing more than one man to have gouged his eyes.

Representative Jared Perversey announces,

‘Lawmakers agree individuals exercise poor judgement and clearly do not understand the impact bad make-up has on secondary parties. The warnings may be harsh but are to ensure the safety of our children and the healthy continuance of attraction between gender species.’

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