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Snog Marry Destroy

In Attraction is Dead on April 2, 2012 at 19:04

Thank goodness for a show with a mission to rid the world of fakery. But is it working and are women going too far? This isn’t new. Women go to certain lengths in appearance to grab the attention of a gentleman caller. We question these mini skirts and glitter nails but ladies once wore outrageously puffy dresses and silly wigs so the only difference is the change in which women adorn themselves today. However, it’s almost past the point of utter and sheer ridiculousness. Ladies – stop it!

Of course if you dress in flashy skimpy clothes (as seen on the car wreck above) you will attract attention. Of course men will ooo and awe and take you to bed because you’re EASY. Everyone likes a freebie and men are all too pleased at how easy it is to score from a whore.  Truth –  men are HORRIFIED at such appearances.

Avoid is a subtle choice of word for these … disasters. Destroy, that’s better. Destroy this overkill of hideousness and desperation. Stop referring to the nasty style icons of Katie Price, Kim Kardashian and those Essex girls. Men are begging you to stop and if your man likes that nonsense, then he probably plucks his eyebrows and worries more about his appearance than yours. That’s sad.

Perhaps it’s true that one who decorates herself which such a lack of taste and consideration is suffering from attention or love. Get it over it honey. Educate yourselves about style, beauty and naturalness as Pod shows us on Snog Marry Avoid. By the way the stylists on that show are awful. No wonder these girls resort back to old ways.

New warnings for cosmetics

In Attraction is Dead on August 8, 2011 at 14:38

Changes being made to cosmetic packaging to take effect in 2012. Consumers are being warned of the serious risk in the excessive use of cosmetics causing more than one man to have gouged his eyes.

Representative Jared Perversey announces,

‘Lawmakers agree individuals exercise poor judgement and clearly do not understand the impact bad make-up has on secondary parties. The warnings may be harsh but are to ensure the safety of our children and the healthy continuance of attraction between gender species.’

Divorce rate increase due to Onesies

In Attraction is Dead on August 4, 2011 at 20:38

Purchase these footed fleece pyjamas and you’re practically saying I don’t want to get laid. Nothing says low self confidence than the onesie or Snuggie . True the divorce rate is at an all time high with couples losing interest and sex drive by refusing to realise how ridiculous one looks sporting this fashion. It’s hard to resist the soft fleece, comfort and most recently added ‘backdoor’ for toilet duties but don’t assume love conquers all.