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Fussy-Hussy Fall/Winter 2012 Collection

In OMG, is that a...? You Bet! on October 13, 2012 at 17:04

Summer is over, Starbucks is serving pumpkin lattes, and there is a cold nip in the air. Yes, winter is on its way. It’s time to start shopping for a winter wardrobe as the shops are filled with wonderful coats, scarves, and hats. But even with all those layers, the bitter frost still has a way of sending its chill. It’s certainly hard to make the commute to work, or stay out late at night when all you want is a fireplace and a cozy blanket.

But some ladies have an amazing tolerance for the cold. How do they do it? While you’re shivering in your duvet lined wool jacket, the girls across the street are perfectly happy in their mini skirts and high heels. The truth is, slags have immunity to the cold. Horniness and desperation is an amazing blood heater, meaning the cold and nasty bite of mother nature has no effect. Luckily for them, the Fussy-Hussy is releasing their fall/winter catalog full of wonderful winter selections. Included are great outfits from American Apparel and Victoria’s Secret. Here is a preview so be sure to order today if you’re a fussy hussy. We suggest the fur lined mini skirt which will nicely keep your ass warm and toasty!

 

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Fashion Week Roundup

In OMG, is that a...? You Bet! on March 1, 2012 at 23:06

Already? We’ve been so busy here at Sabotage not getting invited to fashion week that we haven’t had time to put out our report. But no fear! We don’t need to attend those fabulous glitzy shows and parties in order to give you the roundup. We know exactly what you should be looking forward to and sporting come next fall/winter season:

COATS

LONG SLEEVES

TROUSERS

PROBABLY SOME BLACK OR BROWN, ANYTHING AUTUMN-ISH

HAT AND GLOVES

MISERABLE FACE

Oversized bag Promotion

In OMG, is that a...? You Bet! on February 27, 2012 at 20:27

Are ladies getting smaller or are bags getting larger? Big bags are everywhere and the bigger the better. The modern woman is always on the move and she needs a bag that allows her to take her life on the run. We think they’re great for transporting everything including: a desktop computer, a whole roast chicken, an encyclopedia, a dead body, and a satellite dish. Unfortunately men aren’t really attracted to these large bulky sacks but women these day don’t really care about attraction anyways or the Ugg boot would never have been invented.

 

In OMG, is that a...? You Bet! on February 24, 2012 at 21:28

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